ReferenDRUM Hoodie
Heavyweight black fleece with full-back neon embroidery.
The Real Alberta
βWhen Both Riseβ Edition
Because maybe helping people is a pretty good place to start.
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Heavyweight black fleece with full-back neon embroidery.
Soft cotton, front-print sunset mountains and chrome script.
Snapback with foil-stamped drum + maple leaf detail.
Limited red/blue splatter β first pressing.
Six holographic stickers β 'helping people is a pretty good place to start'.
Natural canvas tote, neon screen-print.

If You're Feeling Extra Albertan
Optional donations to support disability advocacy, more music, and keeping this whole satirical operation rolling. Every button opens PayPal.
Because one drum solo wasn't enough.
Donate $10 βInvest in democracy instead of caffeine.
Donate $15 βEvery donation delays my retirement from making songs in my living room.
Donate $25 βCheaper than yelling at Facebook comments.
Donate $25 βNot legally binding. Results may vary.
Donate $50 βHelps convert frustration into bass drops.
Donate $50 βSupporting creativity, advocacy, and hope.
Donate $50 βWarning: May result in excessive optimism.
Donate $100 βThe government controls the wait list. You control the beat list.
Donate $100 βAt this rate, surgery may arrive after the next trilogy.
Donate $250 βFor the Big Hearts
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I may accidentally release three more albums before my appointment. Help support disability advocacy β name your own amount.
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